Just a quick funny for tonight. The second I told my mom about this the first words out of her mouth (after she stopped laughing so hard) was not to blog about it. I can't resist, it's just hilarious! A couple days ago I had just gotten out the shower, and was standing naked in my bathroom. I was putting on make-up, doing my hair, usual stuff. HM was standing behind me fiddling with everything he could get his hands on. So I'm getting ready, and I let out a fart (don't act like you never do it), a pretty loud one. HM of course thinks this is incredibly funny, and when he quits laughing he leaves the bathroom to go play with SPF, so I thought...
Picture me, face in the mirror putting on mascara (still naked),I am suddenly startled by the feel of something cold and wet on my behind, I scream and jump-only to find HM standing behind me with a baby wipe attempting to wipe my butt. Seeing my reaction he starts saying "poop, poop!" defensively and continuing to try and wipe my butt. As awkward and uncomfortable as this was, it really was quite sweet of him. We all wipe our kids asses, but how often do they wipe ours?
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Ok, I am trying to write through tears, this is hillarious. We have many of these little mishaps around or house too. Our kids are crazy and we are "real people" we don't put on our perfect mommy gear for our kids, we burp, and fart, I always blame it on the kids and laugh histerically. Thanks for stopping by my blog, I love yours,I can't wait to read more.
ReplyDeleteI would love to be under the table and rip your sons undies down while he is in his high chair eating and I am kissing his chubby peepee head and sucking him and I am jerking his sexy boy peepee up and down really hard and quickly and I made your son happy and he produced gooey boy juice on the tip of his peepee and I licked it off telling him how sweet he was then I kissed him on his chubby boy testicals and sucked on them and kept his sexy undies and left
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