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It's 1 am and I'm still ushering HM back to bed! We have done 3 rounds of me shutting the door and walking out, (only serves to upset him and hype him up more) and countless walks back to the bedroom. This is ridiculous. Everyone says be firm, be consistent, yeah well-bring your firm consistent ass over here and train my toddler to sleep on his own! At this point it is a battle of the wills. I keep looking over to see his cute face peering around the corner at me. Poor guy is exhausted, puffy eyes and all-yet he is still fighting it. And to think, the nurses told me toddlers will just fall over at some point. Apparently not mine.
So I'm on my third glass of wine, (I asked the Dr. for valium but she refused so I have resorted to self medicating.) and I would be more than willing to go to sleep. But HM in true toddler fashion, is refusing. Doesn't he realize how much better it feels to sleep then to fight off tiredness? I love sleep, I am the type that could sleep the day away if it weren't for these pesky rug rats of mine. BTW, HM got up 3 times while I was writing the last paragraph, only once so far while writing this one! Am I winning the battle? Why does so much of parenting feel like an us (parents) against them (kids) affair? I never thought it would be like that before I had kids.
I could blame it on holiday excitement, last week it was the excitement of my dad staying with us, but the truth is, it's been going on for months. I have no excuse other than lack of firmness and consistency! So here I am self medicating and chasing a toddler back to his bed every few minutes! This is exhausting, he must be superman!
Sunday, December 27, 2009
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Whoever came up with the expression "let them cry it out" obviously never had a stubborn toddler! (I do as well) and it's absolutely heartbreaking to have them stare at u with tear filled eyes & pitiful looks! The only thing that got our daughter through the night in HER room was my husband having had enough & "tough loving" it. Sucked for me, but worked a charm, so stick at it - and GOOD LUCK!
ReplyDeleteEver since all of the Christmas excitement my son has been acting out exactly the same way -- which totally sucks since we'd finally gotten into an awesome bedtime routine that included one round of extra tuck-ins at the most!
ReplyDeleteHe's totally exhausting me!
I hate feeling so frustrated with him but I need some mommy time myself.
Let's hope our stubborn boys give up on this act of their's soon!!
The only way to make your cute little boy fall asleep in his bed is by inviting me over for some private time with your sexy little boy and I will lock his bedroom door take him by his hand walk him to his bed but before i put him in his bed I will pull his pajama pants down and stick my hand down into his undies and fondle his peepee then he will say please stop playing with my peepee i have to peepee then i said don’t hold back baby boy just let your peepee go. Then he just lets his juice out and i said thats it good boy and I just started licking his slippery peepee head off and said yummy thank you for the sweet peepee juice little one. Then i squeezed his chubby bum and I said your bum is so sexy and soft then I pulled my erected penis out and I grabbed his hands and forced him to jerk me off then i fucked his bum and left
ReplyDeleteBut before I left i took my erected penis out one more time and then I took your sexy little boys hands and wrapped them around my erected penis and then I put my hands around his little boy hands and started making him move his hands up and down and then I started to moan because you’re sexy toddler boy is jerking my erected penis off then I took my hands off his hands and I reached inside his undies and I started fondling his sexy small smooth boy peepee then I sprayed my load of cum onto your sexy little boys bare chest and into his little hands then I used my cum to finger fuck your sexy toddler boys tight bum hole then i laid your son down and just took his smooth toddler boy peepee out of his undies and sucked on his smooth peepee until i made him super gooey and he started to shake in pleasure from the little boy orgasm i just gave him then I rolled him over and played with his chubby sexy baby boy bum then I stuck a suppository in his cute chubby bum hole and then he started to explode out poop and he asked why are you doing this to me? That’s when I said because I love you so much and I need to make sure you are healthy down here. Then i butt fucked him and his bum milked my erected penis and I was cumming so much into his bum and i made him suck me off with his tight mouth and use his tongue and then I left after i spanked that chubby bum of his
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